Freelance writer from Cornwall
Step 1: Sit on floor in the middle of the room. Remove Cat A from lap.
Step 2: Take out items needed from carrier bag, having previously purchased them that day from the only card shop in your local area amidst a fury of seemingly angry women and their screaming children. Stop Cat B from sniffing the scissors.
Step 3: Cut strips of sticky tape and stick them along the edge of the wooden coffee table to make the wrapping process easier. Stop Cat B from batting at the sticky tape.
Step 4: Remove wrapping paper from clear plastic film. Stop Cat…
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